Missi Pyle
Nude

A native Texan who grew up in Tennessee but gained an education in emoting at the North Carolina School of the Arts in Winston-Salem, Missi Pyle is a well-traveled stunner on the cusp of something big, even if that something big is cradled in the cusp of her bulging bra cup. With gleaming hazel eyes, a seductive smile and readily changeable hair color, the versatile actress got her start as the appropriately titled “beautiful woman” on an episode of Mad About You, but has appeared in a host of Hollywood hits such as Galaxy Quest (1999) and Josie and the Pussycats (2001) as well as DodgeBall, Anchorman and 50 First Dates (all in 2004). She’s also acted in Oscar faves, including As Good as It Gets (1997), The Artist (2011) and Gone Girl (2014). An absurdly familiar face on the boob-tube, Missi has lent her sexy presence to shows like Boston Legal, Grey’s Anatomy, My Name is Earl, Two and a Half Men and 2 Broke Girls. But if you want to see her two big girls and have a hairy palm party, you should know the hottie rocks a bikini in Party at the Palms and In Plain Sight, and briefly places her party pom poms in plain sight in American Crude (2008). It’s a super quick flash when she gets out of the tub, and as much as we hate to be crude, damn those are some nice titties!. She also donned overwhelming undergarments in The Wedding Bells (2007) and steamed up the big screen via skintight skivvies in BachelorMan (2003). Bra and panty-clad turns in the indie comedy Barry Munday (2010) softened the blow of the work week’s beginning, before we got to enjoy watching her ride cowgirl in Director’s Cut (2016). Or, we enjoyed it until Penn Jillette told us that she’s fooling us, and is wearing flesh colored pasties. Look here Missi, we don’t appreciate being tricked watching you get dicked! Missi made a brief (but unfortunately, not in briefs) appearance in Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) and the horror flick Ma (2019) but outside of the country music she’s been performing, Missi has mostly been giving us dirty thoughts on Bravo’s Dirty John. While we appreciate all the sensual cinema she’s put on screen, one quick nip slip is far from enough. We want a giant pile of dirty moments, Missi!